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Review on Valar Dohaeris Keychain Aluminum Knitting by Kim Sanchez

Revainrating 5 out of 5

For the modern hooker on the go

Ladies, have you ever stood in line at a bank or been stuck in traffic thinking? "Hmm, I'd really like to crochet now" Well, ladies, you're in luck! Never leave those projects at home again, now you can knit anywhere! This dainty keychain set allows you to crochet in the car, parasailing, root canals, funerals, anywhere, anytime you want to work on those wonderful little yarn creations. You will never regret getting the right hook size again because they all make your keys a lot bigger than before. Another great use is as a weapon. Just hold the keys in your palm and pull each hook out of your fist. It will be a wallet thief who will never see you get close when you scratch his face like a weird Wolverine and Freddy Krueger combo.

Pros
  • Inspires confidence
Cons
  • Out of style