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Review on Stiffs Wurkin: Premium πŸ‘” Assorted Brass Collar for Polished Style by Jake Meyer

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Are you looking for a constant reminder of the importance and fragility of life? This is for you

I was only vaguely aware that removable corsets existed before my wife informed me that one was missing. Apparently, one of the kids discovered the "secret location" of these magic plastic darts and escaped with them. So my task was not to find the stolen arrow, but to buy a new set. 500 acetate collars for 18 cents? We can do better. 100 pieces of hard plastic for 5 dollars? Please. 10 iron spikes stuck between the carotid artery and the collarbone for $12? Sale. The rest is history. My collars have never been the same. except they used to have hard plastic frames from the factory. they worked fine. But these? They remind me of my mortality. I drive straight to work, just hit the brake too hard and that's it. If you are looking for a constant reminder of the importance and fragility of life, this is definitely for you. If not, let me remind you of the importance and weakness of life. Buy it.

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