Review on Stay Stylish and Protected: DJANGO City Slicker All-Weather Dog Jacket & Water-Repellent Raincoat with Reflective Piping by Stephen Johnson

My review of Django City Coat, like the company itself, begins with the story of Goldilocks and three sausages (or something like that). The long-haired wee we adopted from the shelter on the day of the discount, despite the fact that the vertebrae cover 125% of his body, seems to have an even stranger shape than the average jaw. After ordering and then refusing at least 10 other dog clothing options, we finally found Django. The Django Urban raincoat is neither too heavy nor too thin, neither too long nor too short. It covers my sweetheart's boobs (what? This is a PG-13 review) and successfully passed the don't pee on her test. Initially we weren't sure about the size, so the owner of Django was kind enough to send us some sizes to help us figure out the best size. Thanks Django. Amazing customer service right here! Whilst Steve hates this coat with every fiber of his being and has tried time and again to force it off his body, as his mother/soul mate I cannot express how much I appreciate a simple winter trip with no salty/wet/dirty chest, that needs to be bathed. (Throw your thoughts out of the gutter, it's about Steve, an innocent and absurdly adorable little dachshund who's wholeheartedly committed to his naturist lifestyle.) If you're still reading this perfectly truthful yet cheeky review, here it is Her conclusion: just buy the dog coat. The product is amazing, the owner is amazing and even if your pup hates it it's perfect and you will make him want to wear it because that's what good parents do. If you don't have teenagers, maybe that gives you an idea of what it's like. And if you believe that, you might also believe that said teenagers will be walking said pup in their fabulous new city cloak, Django.