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Review on Freedom Capes American Flag Cape by Victoria Bryant

Revainrating 5 out of 5

What you need to be proud of the best country on earth

What you need to be proud of the best country on earth When I opened the bag I knew it was transforming me would. As soon as I put on the cape, I immediately grew a 2-foot beard, and the AR-15 replaced my left leg. This cloak gave me the ability to fly, and I knew exactly where to fly. This cloak has taken me to the Middle East to destroy ISIS and all who stand in the way of freedom. Cape gave me my AR-15 and Infinity magazine and I spray-painted all over it. destroy them. Then I flew to the nearest bar and asked for a bottle of Jack. I drank straight away with no problem. When I was done, I looked in the mirror and was carried to the MT. Rushmore and the Presidents gave me a thumbs up. I didn't even bother to check if my physique had changed too, I had 8 wraps and 20 inch biceps and could squat 300 pounds with no problem. This raincoat will change your life and be the best for 4th of July. But remember this cloak has great power, so make sure you know how to use the full power of the nation behind the flag.

Pros
  • Delivery was super fast
Cons
  • No insurance