Soffe Men's Genuine Ranger Shorts Review

Delivered on time and as described. If you want the most comfortable shorts you'll ever wear without the extra fabric on your hips, then these baddies are for you.

These are the first silk pants I've owned since I left the army. I tried them on and walked around the house, my thighs blindingly white as freshly fallen snow. My wife is physically confused by the power and splendor of the silkworms and I fear she may conceive just looking at them. An amazing product full of freedom, because "Damn it, Murika".

Light, thin, soft, cool and SHORT! As they should be. Don't wear them if you can't own them as they will be visible. After putting them on for the first time, my wife literally jumped on me and it was amazing. They are guaranteed to evoke a strong reaction, so be strong. Americans aren't descended from fearful men, so dress them up and be the brave badass you know you are. If they look shit on you, go to the gym and grow up with them. They earn it. OD green is the only color you need.

If you've ever wondered what it feels like to wear free, look no further. These silkworms are more agile than the Prince and scream "Marines" louder than that single-minded recruit on Parris Island that everyone hates. Chesty Puller is said to have worn them in battle with only an MRE spoon and 550 cord, likely wearing them while standing at attention when receiving the Navy Cross. This is how you show off your gorgeous runner legs. Don't worry if they don't look good in your eyes, silk makes…