First this product ruined my life and then restored it to the point where I had no hope. Try a toothpick, they said. What could go wrong, they said. Well, I tried the toothpick. The first toothpick I tried just broke my fingers. It helped me understand that a certain lightness was required. OK, fair enough. I took a toothpick and gently stroked my lover's back. She was not enthusiastic about this movement and actually pushed me off my arm. Somewhat surprised by such rejection, I reacted awkwardly and poked my gums with a toothpick, while the toothpick remained stuck in the gums. Note that this wasn't a gum line, it was actually a strong attachment of the tip to my gums. I found this experience painful. I then attempted to pull the intruder out with tweezers, which only made the toothpick's grip on my gum worse. When I saw it was too late to see a dentist, I took some Tramadol, Vicodin, Viagra, a couple of shots of Gilby's Gin, two Valium tablets, four fiber tablets and a whole can of Flintstones Chewable Vitamin C to help ease a fitful sleep to reach . Needless to say, I woke up in a puddle of my own blood from bleeding overnight. As soon as the dental office opened I called to make an appointment the customer service rep said they didn't have any vacancies for the next few weeks. I then described my situation and asked for advice. She advised me to go to my favorite emergency room. Shit, if only I knew, I'd have some Tramadol, Vicodin, Viagra, a few servings of Gilby's Gin, two Valium tablets, four fiber tablets, and a whole can of Flintstones Vitamin C Chewables. I get slightly dizzy, so I call an Uber to the emergency room. My driver was just an amazing woman named Harold. We got to the ER and Harold asked me if I wanted to go on a twink cruise later. We exchanged contact information and a short but long kiss before I went in for treatment. I filled out the paperwork and brought it back to the treatment area a few hours later. I was taken to a small room with curtains around the bed and a nurse helped me lie down. She asked me what was going on so I told her about the tweezers and trying to numb the pain with Tramadol, Vicodin, Viagra, a few shots of Gilby's Gin, two Valiums, four fiber tablets and a whole can of Flintstones Vitamin C gum- tabs She thanked me for my frankness, took notes and left. At that moment the doctor came in, looked at the wound and referred me to the dentist. I took another Uber, this time with no noticeable sexual tension, and headed to the dentist I was referred to. Without even asking my date of birth, they put me in a chair, drugged me, and when I came to my senses I was back in some alley in a puddle of my own blood. I don't want to bore you with the details, but 18 months later I received generous compensation from the good people at Makerstep.
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