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Review on ๐Ÿ”ฒ Makerstep 1000 Wooden Toothpicks with Ornate Handle, Practical Toothpicks Holder Container - 2 Packs of 500 for Crafts, Parties, Cocktails, Dental Cleaning, and Appetizers by Dwayne Simpson

Revainrating 5 out of 5

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First this product ruined my life and then restored it to the point where I had no hope. Try a toothpick, they said. What could go wrong, they said. Well, I tried the toothpick. The first toothpick I tried just broke my fingers. It helped me understand that a certain lightness was required. OK, fair enough. I took a toothpick and gently stroked my lover's back. She was not enthusiastic about this movement and actually pushed me off my arm. Somewhat surprised by such rejection, I reacted awkwardly and poked my gums with a toothpick, while the toothpick remained stuck in the gums. Note that this wasn't a gum line, it was actually a strong attachment of the tip to my gums. I found this experience painful. I then attempted to pull the intruder out with tweezers, which only made the toothpick's grip on my gum worse. When I saw it was too late to see a dentist, I took some Tramadol, Vicodin, Viagra, a couple of shots of Gilby's Gin, two Valium tablets, four fiber tablets and a whole can of Flintstones Chewable Vitamin C to help ease a fitful sleep to reach . Needless to say, I woke up in a puddle of my own blood from bleeding overnight. As soon as the dental office opened I called to make an appointment the customer service rep said they didn't have any vacancies for the next few weeks. I then described my situation and asked for advice. She advised me to go to my favorite emergency room. Shit, if only I knew, I'd have some Tramadol, Vicodin, Viagra, a few servings of Gilby's Gin, two Valium tablets, four fiber tablets, and a whole can of Flintstones Vitamin C Chewables. I get slightly dizzy, so I call an Uber to the emergency room. My driver was just an amazing woman named Harold. We got to the ER and Harold asked me if I wanted to go on a twink cruise later. We exchanged contact information and a short but long kiss before I went in for treatment. I filled out the paperwork and brought it back to the treatment area a few hours later. I was taken to a small room with curtains around the bed and a nurse helped me lie down. She asked me what was going on so I told her about the tweezers and trying to numb the pain with Tramadol, Vicodin, Viagra, a few shots of Gilby's Gin, two Valiums, four fiber tablets and a whole can of Flintstones Vitamin C gum- tabs She thanked me for my frankness, took notes and left. At that moment the doctor came in, looked at the wound and referred me to the dentist. I took another Uber, this time with no noticeable sexual tension, and headed to the dentist I was referred to. Without even asking my date of birth, they put me in a chair, drugged me, and when I came to my senses I was back in some alley in a puddle of my own blood. I don't want to bore you with the details, but 18 months later I received generous compensation from the good people at Makerstep.

Pros
  • Universal Toothpick. These toothpicks can be used for brushing teeth, applying glue and cleaning narrow grooves on the body of electronic devices, checking the doneness of cakes and pastries during baking and cocktails, cleaning the grooves of a kitchen sink, and for various art projects.
Cons
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