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Review on 🍷 Sorbus 6-Bottle Wall Mount Wine and Towel Rack by Dave Skidmore

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Damn what a beautiful shelf

I have no complaints and only compliments. My little apartment is in a 1911 building, full of quirks and unique charm. That means it has three exits, no gas valve, and a closet that was clearly once Murphy's bed but now stands against the wall like a shallow vertical tomb. I love it. High ceilings, window seats, and I can watch the sunset while crouching next to a sprawling stove that someone installed in the '50s. But wow! I didn't realize how much stuff I had until I moved on my own. And yet, somehow, I still feel like I'm always missing an important element β€” like when I realized I had a towel while standing in an increasingly cold shower. Stuck like the sun between the solstices and equinoxes, I set out to shop for household items and found a great deal on eight towels. EIGHT CLOTHES! Finally, I said to myself, you're becoming a smart consumer! The day the towels arrived - all that prior time was now Before the Towel (BT) - I took them out of their probable outer packaging, rubbed their sea-green fibers on my face and knew immediately they had to become blankets, because WHERE ARE YOU GOING? MAKE YOU, MS LITHUANIA CONSUMERS? WHERE?! Enter this whimsical wine cabinet. How in the name of atheism almighty didn't I think of this before? It sits by the back door of my bathroom, perfectly positioned next to the shower. The wrought iron exterior adds to the character of my whimsical home. It seems that it was created to live there. BECAUSE IT WAS. THAT IS DESTINY. Just buy something you won't regret. Or maybe yes. I do not know you.

Pros
  • Great selection
Cons
  • Nothing here