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Review on πŸ”§ WolVol Musical Learning Workbench Toy: Tools, Engineering Sound Effects, Lights, and Shape Sorter - A Fun and Educational Playset by Ronny Welch

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Better than the Dinobots in Transformers 4.

Do you know the Dinobots from Transformers: Age of Extinction? It's way better than that. I mean. Are you serious, Michael Bay?! You annoy people with Grimlock and Sludge in your trailer and then have the gall to SHOW DINOBOTS FOR 22 SECONDS AND WASTE THEM COMPLETELY?! Those Dinobots were the only reason I ever wanted to watch TRANSFORMERS 4! You opened the movie with a frame that says "Texas, USA" at the bottom of the screen. Many Thanks. Most people in the world would confuse this with Texas, possibly Slovenia. And we all knew that Marky Mark wasn't going to try to be outside of Boston. What is actually less convincing than Marky Mark from Texas is that Marky Mark was the "inventor". And we all knew the movie was probably going to be a disaster. But we all hoped that the Dinobots would save him. And what did you do with them? Nothing. At least THIS dinosaur carrier arrived with other tiny dinosaurs AND tiny trucks and helicopters. And you can make slurping noises to make it appear as if the triceratops carrier - I call it triceratops carrier - is eating other dinosaurs. it would be so much better than the wasteful, sad, annoying treatment he was giving my precious dinobots. Also, I have no regrets about still being mad at Transformers 4 five years after its release. They used the Dinobots against us. Shame on you Michael Bay.

Pros
  • GREAT GIFT IDEA: With lights, sounds, shapes and music, the WolVol music educational toy makes a great birthday, holiday and other occasion gift for boys and girls alike. 18 months and older.
Cons
  • Vulgarity