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Review on ๐Ÿ” LifeSupplyUSA Filter: Craftsman Wet/Dry Vac Compatible - Fits 5, 6, 8, 9, 12, 14, 16, 20 & 32 Gallons (9-17816, 17816, 00917816000, 00917912000 & 17912) by Brandi Walker

Revainrating 5 out of 5

If, as always, you ruin everything

Everything is very simple, you will agree with me. I borrowed a wet/dry vacuum from my dad and used to clean a dirty garage and then immediately forgot it's been around a month. When I finally got around to getting it back, he reminded me 14 times what a loving father does who has had to deal with my shit for 27 years to clean it up before giving it back to him. "Of course," I said, emptying the contents into the trash can. Suddenly my attention was caught by a disgusting filter full of caked dirt and incomprehensible filth. "Of course I can't give it back to him in this state," I said to myself, "because I'll never hear the friggin' ending." So I set about cleaning the filter like a big daughter. "It's a WET dry vacuum, right? Obviously I can hose this thing down and he'll never know the true extent of the abuse I've put his favorite vacuum cleaner through,' I said with flawless logic but without a single ounce of thought on Google. I hosed myself outside onto the filter and blasted it into the next century. The world around me quickly darkened as, to my horror, the stupid filter literally crumbled before my eyes. "What have I done wrong to deserve such severe punishment from the universe? "I screamed to the heavens as my mind raced with thoughts of how I could explain this to my dad without looking like the fucking adult loser I am. When the clouds parted, Amazon Prime grabbed my hands and brought me to this beautiful list of filter replacements so I could bury the dissolved filter loathing like a skeleton in my backyard and pretend it never happened gave the vacuum cleaner back to my dad, proudly told him I was a *wonderful* daughter, and gave him a new filter out of love and appreciation. filter, right?

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