Review on Natural Wooden Combs Anti Static Sandalwood by Mandy Nelson

From the seller's description: "Sandalwood is said to cast out evil spirits and cleanse souls by pooping in it. I would walk out the door in the morning and usually have jays, finches, and chickadees in my hair before I even got in the car. The last time I went to the beach I wore a plaster helmet made from gull and pelican droppings. Last week I was enjoying a beautiful sunny day when a migrating flock of geese left me slightly bruised and knee deep in goose droppings. Ever since I got this brush and the demon left my hair, little blue birds fly through my window and help me get dressed in the morning and my hair still has amazing shine and body thanks to natural fertilization over the years. Thank you Yitrade!