Review on Charmin Strong Toilet Family Regular by Citylife Padilla

This is the hero we all needed. Strong and quiet guy. The one that protects your hands and fingers from that creepy brown goo of your gut babies. After trying many brands of toilet paper and experiencing a horrific finger stick that reminded me that life in prison is not life for me, I found this material. It's like Bruce Lee as an inmate, and he just destroys any potential prisoners without fear that you're not protected. It consists of the strongest dream clouds anyone has ever seen. I bet this thing might even stop Bobby from touching Whitney, but maybe not a rock. It's not magic after all, but like magic, it will protect your fingers from you!