Review on Rugged ESEE Expat Cleaver Knife With Black G10 Handle - Top Choice For Outdoor Adventurers by Alif Eagle

I can't believe how bad ass this thing is. Finally a product that makes women feel powerful and primitive, like being the king and queen of a double wide trailer. I used all the money we had been saving for our sons toe transplant to buy this ESEE Cleaver for my husbands birthday but after receiving it I can't let it go. I haven't even told him. (Don't worry I did give him one of my unopened personal massagers.) This Cleaver cuts through everything with ease and makes buttering bread so much easier. It was a little frightening when I found a picture of a scantly and cross dressed dude in the box. I can't really tell but it looks like it's been signed by someone named Mike Perrin. Must have been slipped in there by mistake. Anyway y'all go buy this knife, it's a doozy!