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Review on 🧻 Cottonelle Professional Bulk Toilet Paper for Business (17713), Standard 2-Ply White Rolls - 60 Rolls/Case, 451 Sheets/Roll by Meagan Thompson

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Like angels kissing my ass

I was so happy to be able to purchase this pack of toilet paper during the great toilet paper crisis of 2020. After placing the order, I was looking forward to arriving at work. When it arrived the package looked exactly like the picture and I was pleasantly surprised. I had 60 toilet paper rolls. People at work asked if they could buy a bun from me after seeing the box describing the contents and I gave them the finger and ran off in the other direction laughing madly. I got home, opened the box, pulled out each roll and counted them to make sure I had 60 rolls of white butt wipes. I've made a little fortress out of it, but honestly, 60 reels isn't as good as I thought it would be. The count was correct but I was disappointed to find that each individual roll was sealed in paper instead of plastic to guarantee absolute freshness but in these trying times knowing I had 60 rolls , I had to do this. I saved myself a week from having a bowel movement because of the lack of toilet paper, and after about an hour and a half in the bathroom I opened my favorite bag and drove into town. It was like angels kissing my sphincter and I swear I heard harps playing somewhere. It was like heaven was open and God approved my interspecies relationship with Cottonell. I was so happy with the experience that I immediately went to Uber Eats and ordered Taco Bell, Wienereshnitzel, and White Castle as regularly as possible. I hope that these 60 rolls will last me at least a week, otherwise I'll have problems again. A note: any cardboard tubes in the center can be taped together and used to ensure everyone is at a safe distance to ensure social distancing. In my opinion it's two for and one win for the win.

Pros
  • 451 sheets per roll, 60 rolls per box, 27,060 sheets per pack of toilet paper
Cons
  • New competitors have emerged