Review on 🧴 Goo Gone Original Liquid - 8oz with Sticker Lifter: Adhesive Remover for Easy Sticker, Label, Decal, and Gum Residue Removal by Sasha Hsiao

Goo Gone is the worst slime enemy and the home master's best friend. You see, I always take the easiest and cheapest route to everything, not because I'm efficient, but because I'm lazy and poor, and I like to promote those traits as "minimalist," so yes, you can do that Ancients use simple cooking. Oil to dissolve the most stubborn sticky things. You can of course put the bottles in the oven for a while to clean the label if you're remodeling, of course. However, there is some black magic in working with the vanished slime. I don't know what sacred or unholy prophecy processes is the preeminent ability to overcome all odds when it comes to the most stubborn slimes, or who sold his soul to the devil to patent the witches' brew that inevitably contains that concoction, but I thank them for their service. I've removed melted plastic (PLASTIC!) from appliances (don't leave a knife sharpening block on a toaster, y'all!), glue residue on textured surfaces, and the broken ionic bonds, marriage bonds, and...metaphorical shackles that all of this stuff binds us to the keep capitalism chained. not really the last is wishful thinking and he's just shy about what the slime can do. Maybe with an updated formula? (No, don't change, the slime is gone! NEVER CHANGE!) You can also use lube to lube things if you run out of WD-40 (another product I swear by), but YMMV with that, quote me not just internet idiot. Anyway, you're reading this because you want to know if $9 for a bottle of viscous orange liquid is worth it, and if it is, rest assured it's worth it. Also, it's $9, what else do you want to spend that money on, a latte? monthly Netflix subscription since 2011? pshsh. come on my man live your dream. overcome all difficulties. Get out of this sticky situation. Go ahead and be free. I believe in you.