Review on 📞 Jazzy Jeans: Modern and Stylish Home Phone Telephone for Chic Homes by Shawn Torres

I've searched for years for a phone that brilliantly combines the practicality of a life-saving communication device with the incomparable shape of the disembodied lower body and limbs of a 1980's merchant rat. I finally found it. The Jordache Jazzy Jeans home phone has something for everyone: you can press the number buttons just above the shortened waistband and pretend to poke around, or act out your favorite Gulliver in Lilliput sexual fantasy while grabbing a tiny butt hold tight. to your ear when you order pizza. At the time of my order, the phone was advertised in two colors: blue or black. But I have the white one which was perfect because I feel like fingerprints and sweat stains on my face only make this phone look cooler. are made, they actually made it (in at least three colors!), branded it, photographed a gigolo molesting an underage girl in order to sell it, and released it to the world. We owe you a great debt of gratitude.