Review on 💆 Tigi Bed Head Men Clean Up Shampoo (25.36 oz): Ultimate Cleansing and Nourishing Solution for Men's Hair by Ruby Thomas

Okay I'll break it down Barney style for my followers who are still in the cave. This shampoo is like Velma for our Fred Flintstone. We've been living under a rock for so long washing our hair with grease, dragon fire, sand, rocks and maybe hand sanitizer. Because let's be honest: What smells good works. We are humans. We don't need much. My clubmates. You need it. My hair stretched from Anakin, describing Tatooine with its rough, rough, and ever-present sand, to Padmé's shoulders, telling her how smooth and soft she was. My hair has gone from cat tongue to luscious fresh golden retriever hair. Now I have short hair, I don't like that juicy handsome Sean White. Uncle Sam wants my hair short. Even then. Even then! This shampoo penetrates like Seal Team 6 and gives your hair the freedom to sing our national anthem with more pride in your heart (and hair) than Lady Liberty did on July 4th.