Review on 💇 Stylish and Sturdy: Signstek 28" Hairpin Table Legs - Ideal for Coffee Tables, Modern Desks, and Night Stands - Set of 4 by Russell Wong

Well those legs look pretty good but honestly my legs are prettier, meatier, hairier and just better in every way. Also, my legs move better and pretty much gets me where I want/need to go; those Signstek legs just stand there doing nothing - how boring is that? To be fair, those shield legs held the tabletop I had attached to them, meaning they didn't move - I doubt I can, and they're not complaining - I'm damn sure of that. I would like to do. Really, wouldn't it hurt them to dance a little? Of course, I'm not a great dancer either. By the way, these legs came without fasteners (which my legs don't need, by the way). I tried to get her to go to the hardware store for screws; Do you think they would? Harumph!