Review on 🌿✨ TheraBreath 24-Hour Oral Rinse, Dentist Formulated, Rainforest Mint Flavor, 16 Ounce (Pack of 2) by Zaine Davis

It's hard for me to describe the taste of this rainforest mint. I don't mean to be rude, but the closest thing I can think of is a memory from my college days when I drank so much Jagermeister one night that I felt sick for hours. For me it's the taste of Jägermeister and gall. I have very few requirements when it comes to the taste of a mouthwash - one of the requirements, however, is that I don't use the adjective disgusting to describe my mouthwash. I'm not exaggerating or being dramatic. To MY TASTE, this rainforest mint is disgusting. After trying this, I spent 45 minutes wishing I could get my morning breath back. Here's the good news; I've been buying Mild Mint for several years now and have spent a small fortune on mouthwash during that time. I was so converted that I stopped doubting the money I spent on the conditioner, which I just spat out after 30 seconds. I only used mild mint. True, the other day Soft Mint said 6 days delivery time, but I wanted it faster. I ordered this Rain Forest flavor because I figured it wasn't a big deal - I used to switch between green, blue and orange mouthwash a lot and it was fine. I'm not picky and the option was good. This does NOT apply to TheraBreath aromas! Anyway, after those awful 45 minutes of wishing I could still have my morning halitosis instead of that awful rainforest aftertaste, I got up on a Sunday morning and drove twice as fast. limit to the nearest Walmart and grabbed a 55-gallon keg of their Scope equivalent (okay, it wasn't 55 gallons, but it looked like it after years of storing TheraBreath bottles!). I paid $2.59 for a jug that would last at least 2 months and pulled into the parking lot where I opened a bottle in my car, gargled and spat onto the sidewalk like garbage. But it was worth the public sneer because I finally got a taste of this rainforest out of my mouth. Best of all, the horrible, vile taste I experienced created a largely traumatic memory that I now associate with TheraBreath. So I couldn't pull the trigger to order Soft Mint. This experience broke my VERY expensive mouthwash habit that wasn't really any better for my teeth. Yes, Sweet Mint's ability to freshen breath is almost magical. But I've spent 60 years dabbling with Listerine and Scope and no one ever said I had bad breath. It was an expensive treat that cost me hundreds of dollars. I don't think I'll ever be able to crack the bell jar of Jager/Gile Rinse memories, but that's okay. My heirs will thank me.