It's hard to find an outlet extender, USB port, and surge protector that I would allow near my living room. This seems to fill that need. It's still not tiny (how can anything that meets those requirements achieve 'tiny'), but it allows it to exit parallel to the wall, reducing the distance to furniture and less of an impact on the living space. Seems to work fine too.
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