Review on 🧀 LOVKITCHEN Rotary Cheese Grater: Ultra Sharp Stainless Steel Cylinders for Easy Slicing, Shredding, and Grating by Griselda Monclova

I'm happy to write this review. I received this tool from heaven in the mail today. Maybe it was just stupid luck. or perhaps divine intervention. I will never know But my wife made the sauce for a delicious tortellini dinner for the kids and I tonight before she left for work. All I had to do was cook tortellini and cut a piece of fresh parmesan cheese for my kids. As I looked over the counter at that square grater from hell that we fathers and husbands are all familiar with. I felt a lump in my stomach at the thought of having to use this infernal device. My fingers and knuckles are already scarred and broken from years of his relentless violence. Just as I was about to order a pizza because let's be honest this square piece of shit sucks and I'd rather hear my wife get mad at me and then use it again. Then I heard a knock at the door. It was the postman. Or maybe a god in disguise. I got dizzy like a schoolboy about to lose his virginity. Because the bag he handed me had a spinning cheese grater. I opened it like it was Christmas! Dinner and my beloved hands were saved! I liked tossing that old piece of shit on the floor and crushing it with the foot of justice.