Review on 👔 Versatile Dockers Reversible Swivel Buckle Black Brown Men's Belt Accessory: A Must-Have Addition! by Todd Hauff

I bought an elastic belt last year. It's like a heated steering wheel if you think it's a stupid idea until you have one and then you can NEVER have it again. So I gave up all other belts. Just avoided her. Ignored her. I can't even tell you if they're alive or dead. They don't text or call and I don't care. Me and my stretchy belt were together EVERYWHERE. I don not need you. But having an elastic band is like having a puppy (like having a heated steering wheel) because no matter how cool they are, no matter how fun, cute and cuddly they are, they grow old. You become wrinkled. They start leaving brown stains on your shirt. And then they die. They die long before we do. This is the harsh and harsh reality of puppies and rubber bands (and possibly kittens). They die. So I buried my elastic belt, and after a reasonable period of mourning, as he shed his mortal coil and left his last mysterious patch of brown, I needed another. I bought this belt. That's a lie. This is NOT a good replacement. One of the most important features of an elastic belt is that it . Spring . stretch. This belt was able to stretch my wallet by only $26. Although my wallet is leather and quite stretched. This belt is made of plastic and does not stretch at all. So I paid $26 for a plastic strap. So I stretched too. But no belt. It doesn't stretch. If you want a nice looking but completely immovable plastic belt and have $26 more, buy this belt. If you want an elastic waistband, don't buy it. It doesn't even smell like a puppy, it doesn't warm your hands, and it's a constant reminder of how fat you are when you sit in it.