Review on 🦄 Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats by Accoutrements by Glen Sprout

I find that the hate radiating from my feline companion is worth any money spent destroying his fabricated feline pride. There are only 3 reasons why it can be called an evil horn. 1) The fact that it is black can indicate darkness; People think darkness is evil. I think the darkness is either a reference to The Chappelle Show or my preferred amount of light for sleeping. 2) Whoever buys this is evil. The mere idea of putting a horn on your cat is nasty if you're a vegan hippie or something. Forget it PETA the cat wears this inflatable masterpiece whenever she misbehaves. 3) The horn actually makes the cat angry when placed on its head. I think that's the most fitting reason for calling the horn evil. My cat named Mojo's gaze is filled with deep hatred and sadness at the same time. I dare not leave it on his head while I sleep for fear of being attacked. It may seem trite to say my cat plans to kill me, but when I finally give in to the pathetic noises and those depressing, biting eyes that hide his hatred, he points a clawed paw at me and makes a noise. it can only be described as the sweetest growl I have ever heard from an animal. Buy it. The result is almost guaranteed.