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South Korea, Seoul
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Review on πŸ”Œ 15 Pack of Super Stress Squeezing Outlets by Robert Dickinson

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Slurp you didn't know you needed

OMG these are the best things ever! Aside from the super realistic look, my colleagues wondered why I gave them an egg when they first opened their bags. Not sure if gelatin slime filling or horror movie sound effects when squeezed is more pleasing, no, more interesting. It's equally repulsive and intoxicating. The first squeeze is slightly offensive, but you just can't stop. You just keep pushing. And squeeze. And slurp. yes it sucks you need it in your life I do not want. not covet. To need.

Pros
  • Great overall performance
Cons
  • Doubt it