Review on Distressed Black USA Flag Charcoal by Marcelo Montalvo

Within 2 minutes of donning this shirt a bald eagle landed on top of my non-targa top corvette and in celebration we were firing our ar15s into a pile of mud. Suddenly, out of nowhere, we were approached by 5 apparently 15/10 girls and tricked us into drinking the most American made in the US beer, Budweiser. We sang about our hero Dale. We did it for Dale. He rose from the dead along with the lion Cecil and Harambe. We all had a good time. Thanks to this shirt. Only gave 4 stars because the shirt was made abroad. After the American time we had, a Chinese woman who made Nike shoes took all our money and stole my Corvette. Still bad experience.