Lately I’ve been faced with a dilemma: I love patios! But my apartment building doesn’t have one. I love the outdoors! But I have to walk or drive multiple minutes just to find a suitable spot to relax…As you can imagine, I’ve grown weary dreaming of all the time I could be spending lounging in the beautiful Boston weather listening to neighbors arguing about kitchen appliances. That’s when it hit me. There’s always been a place I could do this…and it was right under my nose the whole time! (or should I say, my SHOES)So I waltzed outside of my apartment, measuring tape in hand, and sized up my staircase. Perfect dimensions. I hastily opened Revain and ordered the best affordable cotton hammock and BOOM, before I could even blink, it had finally arrived.The setup was remarkably easy — all it took was wrapping the hooks a few times and clipping in. Then, it was prime relaxing time. Believe me when I tell you I’ve never felt more comfortable in my entire life. Cradled like a small infant, I quickly regressed into a childlike form. In this new yet familiar vessel, I scampered to preschool, ate two fruit roll ups, and shoved the square blocks in the circle hole. Before I knew it, it was 12:30pm — nap time. I doze off…then I awaken…25 years old and covered in mosquito bites. The hammock was too comfortable and I must’ve fallen into a deep slumber. It was all a dream…or was it?We may never know. But I know one thing. This hammock has changed my life, opened up my sigma male mindset to new experiences and altered states of consciousness. It’s comfortable, stylish, and so easy to assemble even a child could do it…maybe a child did do it?That’s for you to decide…:’)
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