Bought with another shoulder bag for my wife. Quality and workmanship look good. The day we received it, the birds began singing hundreds of songs in 40 different languages, and the sun rose brighter and clearer. Flowers were also blooming in our little garden. Our koi fish in our pond decide to mate and produce offspring that are as beautiful as any champion koi fish can be. Our kids decided it was time to tidy up the house and I decided to buy a yacht in addition to this purchase. It is simply incomprehensible what such a beautiful bag can do. I would like to take this opportunity to thank my mother and father for raising me to be a Spartan. I would also like to thank my two mentors for making this possible. My wife told me that walking out of the house with this bag makes her feel like a 17 year old virgin now! This is good news for an old man like me because everyone knows that real men love these virgins. It also seems lighter sliding into this pocket. In that bag she looked as slim as an Italian supermodel. Eventually the rats decided to leave the village as soon as this package arrived. The aura and beauty is just too much for her. Now the whole village is rodent free. From what I've heard, most of these rats have also decided to quit smoking! Prodigy of the Hanseatic League! What a wonderful feeling! I want to thank the craftsman for putting 100% into the creation of this bag and the cow that died to make it. You didn't die in vain, my friend. My wife now wears your skin shopping like a 17 year old virgin. Euphoria!
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