Review on Coleman Camping Mattress Folding Battery by Bill Tripi

This is the MOST AMAZING camp bed I have ever seen and I have camped my entire life. Serious. I traveled. I glamp. I've been to music festivals, arts festivals, local Burning Man festivals. I've used/experienced/borrowed/begged/not quite stolen anything under the sun/moon/stars. It is the best. Why do you ask? Not only did it pop off the floor, but my 36 year old disabled ass doesn't have to cry every time I get in and out of my sleeping bag, my suitcase FITS LOWER. BED. The?!?!?! storage space under the bed. bam! And here's the spreader itself. Yes, there's a bar in the middle. This is for extra support. I don't really mind as I'm 5'4" tall and even though I'm an impressive 213 pounds for my height, I easily fit in the little pocket between the bars. Mmmmmmmnnn. snug. And all without the INFLATABLE MATTRESS INCLUDED WHAT?!?!?!?! Does it come with an air mattress? Yes, but. Will it fall out of bed? Or fail like every other air mattress and ruin the coolest crib forever? You see, it's not built in like some of the air mattress beds you will see there Coleman was smart they added a pocket made of super soft microfiber material that feels like your favorite grandma's sheets and the zippers open to reveal the PREMIUM COLEMAN AIR MAT WITH DOUBLE AIRLOCK MAGIC tuck it in, and then zip it back up by keeping the double zips close to the air blocking in case, I don't know, you later choose the firmness of your mattress end of your stay because it doesn't leak (much) ((at least not after the first night. but this is any mattress)) But wait. That's not all. HOW CAN THERE BE MORE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU ALREADY GIVE US SO MUCH, COLEMAN! Side tables MotherLoving, Batman. They snap right where you want them. . With holes for all your drink storage needs. And enough space for a Kindle, a phone, and a grown-up drink. I would know. And do you know what else I know? My survival kit slipped right under the table! BAMM! More floor space! You have no idea how this bed changed my life. And I've only managed to take it with me on one trip (so far). I'll shoot again next week. I'm looking forward to it.