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Review on πŸͺ– WYuZe Tactical Outdoor Military Webbing: Optimized for Enhanced Performance by Robert Hunter

Revainrating 1 out of 5

Great for fat people like me. And normal people too.

I bought these after scouring all the department stores looking for a thin, preferably elastic, belt with a very low buckle that wouldn't bite into my fat and make me want to strip naked, just to go to the car. Automobile. Anyway, I bought two pairs. One cave was elastic, the other – "tactical webbing”. Which is good, because I just couldn't stomach the thought of a non-tactical belt. The elastic is great with one small exception. The strap is elastic so it moves with you. It's like a maternity belt. So if you bend down to pick up the crumbs that fell out of your midnight snack, your belt won't tighten 4,700 psi x pi (pi), interrupting your circulation and leaving you unconscious in a pile of cheesecake. The exception I mentioned earlier is that the small prongs on the retainer in the buckle sometimes get caught on the end of the belt, which has been modified to prevent wear. As a result, it can be difficult to fully exhale when attempting to take your first full breath after a long day at work. The frustration probably has more to do with the physiological issue of being a dolphin than the thong, but it still holds up pretty well. It might not matter to you thin ones. (Pooh). With these short, thick armbands, putting them on and taking them off is quite difficult. I don't need additional obstacles. Military Grade, Tactical, Open Rating, Tactical, Combat Ready, Home Defense, Testosterone Boost, Tactical, Jiu-Jitsu, Texas Roadhouse, the tactical webbing variety of this belt is equally good. Great because it's thinner and easier to take apart, but it doesn't stretch so it's a compromise. At first I thought I would like this option less than their elastic counterparts, but I don't like it. They can be trimmed in length and fused at the ends for a perfect Gucci fit if you're somewhere between a size 40 and 5900. waist like me. Update 6/2021: I don't know where the elastics came from either, probably left them in a toilet stall at The Home Depot but I still don't wear them anymore. I only use a tactical web that lets me run faster, jump higher and fight like Liam Neeson. Anyway, I haven't worn a leather belt in years, and since I don't count calories, I don't think I'll be going back to one any time soon.

Pros
  • Canvas, Nylon
Cons
  • Disappearing