Review on Durable Eyeglass Case for Small Sunglasses and Reading Glasses: Sturdy Pocket-Sized Protection by Dani Alvarez

Do you think the Three Wolves t-shirt is a miracle? This article is for one thing only. Engraved on the top is an image of a wolf's head with a rising moon in the background. When I first used this case, not only did my glasses fit AND it protected them from most things outside of the case. , but I immediately grew six inches of chest hair and legally changed my name to Thorston Kick-Ass-Self! Also, I didn't have to eat like normal people. I just grab a handful of rock soil, chew it (yes, now my teeth can crush the rock without chipping), and head off on vacation. All the drug dealers in my town hate me now, but the mayor is thinking of making every day a holiday in my honor for cleaning the streets and smashing thugs with that glasses case. At least all the days that are not yet dedicated to anything. (I think Arbor Day is in danger of losing me now.) The gray hair I used to have is now brown again, like the rest of my hair, and my wife can't keep her hands off me. Thankfully, most of my energy goes into keeping all the other women away from me, otherwise I'd never have time to fight crime, if you know what I mean. I certify that you will get the same results as me, but you never know until you try, right? BUT! Oh, by the way, while this case doesn't give you superpowers, I still vouch for a good strong body. For your health.