Review on 👖 Ultimate Comfort: Men's Lightweight Fleece Bottoms with Convenient Pockets for Sleep & Lounge by Dave Hersma

I was in a cold and drafty place and forgot to pack my flannel shirts. It seemed like a quick and cheap way. I'm 5 x 10 inches, I'm not very tall but a bit leggy (32) so I ordered a size up for the inseam. It took them a little while to get here: They were from the "Return Center" in New Jersey, which worried me a little (I was imagining pubic lice, body hair, whatever disgusting stuff somebody else put in there), but this it was apparently well sealed with packaging. As soon as they arrived I ripped them apart and tried on all three pairs. I spent half an hour moaning and fidgeting in paralyzed bliss, just feeling the incredibly crazy softness and hairiness and softness of them like I was wearing fluffy cotton balls and fluffy kittens. No, I've never carried cotton balls and kittens. That's stupid. But maybe that's how they feel, right? Anyway, I digress. They feel very good. However, the inseam is the correct length, which worries me in the event of a break-in, except for a pair: a pair of blue and red, the right leg is shorter than I immediately began measuring my legs to make sure one of them is not spontaneously shrunk for some reason - you never know - and obviously hasn't lost weight. The question arose: has the back leg grown? When was the last time I measured my inseam? I started making appointments with the doctor to treat my physical disabilities and I realized: this is all a waste of time. The other two pairs fit well and I have to assume that if I had a foot shorter (or longer!) one of the other two would be too long (or short!) right? How could they know? However, you never know, right? Anyway, I measured my legs and they seem to be the same length. I think. In summary - Pros: - Cotton balls and kittens! - Warm but not too warm, they are not heavy - 1/6 leg is the right size Cons: - They can make you do something stupid like measure your foot if one of the legs of these flannel pants is too short ( or long). I can have a cold ankle at night which can affect my REM sleep. You guys need a quick nap, boys. 3-5 cycles per night, about 90 minutes total. Imagine trying to muster up all that drowsiness with a cold knuckle. I haven't even worn them to bed, so I don't know, but I guess a cold ankle *might* keep me awake and I might explode. I'm actually not sure about this part, so don't take it personally. Final Analysis: They seem pretty good and like kittens or something.