Review on 👖 High-Performance Motorcycle Riding Jeans with Armor for Racing and Cycling – Includes 4 Knee and Hip Protective Pads (L=32, Blue) by James Stevenson

These trousers were not nearly the right size to begin with. I usually wear size 32/32 pants. I ordered size 32L and they had more room than the abandoned cave that Joe Biden calls a head. I could wrap these bad boys around a Prius and still need a belt. Maybe if God gave me an 18 inch penis I wouldn't feel so alone in my own pants but unfortunately my 3.5 inch and I are in those expensive jute bags that are sewn together and sold as "protective gear". become, not grow. "Which brings me to my next point: I wouldn't feel safe falling down a styrofoam hole here. While these pants offer a little more protection than regular pants, they're so baggy and bulky that I'm likely to have more accidents due to driver error than if I was just hanging around town in shorts and flip-flops. Not to mention hip pads are just as good as gluing cardboard to the inside of your pants. The material for the thigh pads are the same styrofoam cutouts you can get at any craft store if you're sprucing up a birthday card or crafting with a group of preschoolers. The knee pads didn't seem that bad to me, but everything else I didn't like about these pants meant I didn't take them for a test ride. All in all, it's probably better to spend more money upfront to get quality gear. If you buy these pants, I would go down one size.