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Review on πŸ‘Ÿ Women's Black Slip-On Walking Shoes by Skechers Performance by Tyler Markham

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Nice old slippers

I really like them. They're super ugly, but they're very comfortable. Every time I take a step in these shoes, my nipples tighten and pierce my shirt like a corner is breathing down my throat. If you wear them long enough, your pockets will fill with fairy dust and you'll grow tiny wings that are too small to lift your fat, ugly body but still look cool. I recommend trying these out. Buy two pairs and wear them on your arms and impress your friends. Show the world you're not just a lazy waste of life, show them you're a lazy waste of life with shoes on your hands. Glory to God forever and ever AMEN

Pros
  • I keep my fingers crossed
Cons
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