Review on HomRain by Tony Trotter

When I was searching for some new fashionable pieces to add to my wardrobe, I recently found HomRain's online store by complete accident. Let's just say that my interaction with this business can best be described as nothing short of a disastrous experience. To begin, the wardrobe department was a complete and utter disaster. It appeared as though a tornado had passed through the store and thrown the garments around in a chaotic manner. It was like looking for a needle in a haystack when we were searching for something that wasn't wrinkled or discolored. Then there was the matter of the footwear. Oh my gosh, the heels. They gave the impression of having been crafted by someone who had never before encountered a human foot. Not only did they appear to be in a state of discomfort, but they also gave off the impression that they belonged in a carnival. And when it comes to the jewelery, don't even get me started. It seemed as if the shop had gone to a thrift store, gathered up all of the unwanted souvenirs, and then decided to sell them at an outrageously high price. I would never, ever be seen in public donning any of that. In a nutshell, HomRain is an unmitigated catastrophe. This is the store for you if you want to appear like a walking joke while wearing the latest fashions, so if that's what you're after, come on in. Steer clear of HomRain, however, if you care about your pride and want to prevent being the topic of conversation among the citizens of the town.