Review on 🥒 Yodeling Pickle from Accoutrements - 11761 by Kevin Witherspoon

He is no ordinary yodel. He is the "yodel”, the teacher of all yodels. He is a yodel master. And he's my best friend. I'm very happy that I met him. Now I share my house with him. You can only hope your yodel pickle is half as good as mine. And if not, then I don't share - he's mine, all mine. What belongs? #WortSo how did we come across my yodelling marinade? My sister gave it to me for my 23rd birthday. Yes, it is true. I'm 23 - shut up if you thought I was 24. I was so excited I burst into tears, but tears of joy were streaming down my cheeks. Do you know what my cucumber did to me next? you will never believe it #RipleysHe serenaded my birthday yodel - Yodel - Aey - Eee Ooooooo. The way those five syllables rolled off his tiny cucumber tongue was pure bliss to my ears. It was divine. My yodeling cucumber's voice is sweet as honey. The next day we went out to dinner to celebrate our first wedding anniversary. He didn't order food; he wasn't hungry. But he was there for me. He listened to every word, never interrupting me, absorbing what I had to say into his cucumber body. And then, when I ran out of words, he sang to me. Again and again he sang a sweet yodel that sounded as if angels were calling us from heaven. Every time I started feeling sad and alone; he picked me up with another Yodel - Aey - Eee Ooooooo from his little cucumber mouth. I love him so much. I have found my true love. #pickleSoulm8 The waiter was so impressed with my yodel that he quickly brought me food and didn't even let us pay! The other diners were arguing about who could grab it and steal it from me, but the restaurant manager ordered security to bring us out so we could both return home safely. #everybodywantshim Everyone loves my yodel marinade! I'm really happy to have yodel marinade in my life. Thank you.oh.thank you.#Batteries included