Review on 👟 Unisex Little Boys' Shoes - Saucony Baby Sneaker Sneakers by Patrick Brinson

This. This is how children's shoes should be. Velcro to make it easy, dark to hide dirt. And they look cool. As a kid I felt great in them. Not like Baz's shoes in the photo. How do I put chubby baby feet in leather boots? (I bet he had a baby shoehorn.) And they had shoelaces. It's difficult to tie a child's shoes tight enough to stay in them, but not so tight that it hurts. (I tied my share of the shoes for the little ones. It's best for everyone, in childcare, if the older ones help.) And his boots were *white*. White shoes on a child are crazy. Maybe the little baby is fine, but he was big enough to make a mess. You only wear white shoes to show the world that your life is too pure and perfect to care. What would Baz say if I laughed at his boots in the photo? "We didn't all grow up in a mud hole, Snow." And then I'd call him an arrogant cheater, maybe I'd smack him. (I wouldn't do that. His face when he saw this photo - I couldn't do anything to him.) Baz and Agatha will dress their perfect kids in perfect little white suits. A group of nannies makes sure they never splash in the puddles or even think about Bolognese. I wouldn't put up with that if it were my kids. I think I'd be a pretty laid-back co-parent, go with the flow, but I'd draw a line by stuffing the little ones with clothes they can't play in. No white shoes, I would have told him. . (Can vampires even have children?) (We would adopt.)