Review on TriMagic by Kevin Elliott

The hero's journey in the ancient epic of TriMagic's online shop is fraught with dangers and traps. While the siren song of cheap prices lures the hero into a false sense of security, the perilous waters of delivery delays threaten to drown his aspirations. The hero must find his way through a labyrinth of inferior goods and battle a cyclop of unhelpful customer service. The protagonist survives the ordeal, and eventually appears scarred but wiser for the experience. TriMagic's online shop is perfect for you if you're looking for a grand escapade. You should be wary of your destination.