Review on 🌈 Rainbow-Colored Vehomy Chicken Xylophone Toy - Wooden Xylophone with 8 Metal Keys and Integrated Pecking Toy & Grinding Stone for Chicken Coops by Cyndy Segotta

I bought this as a toy for my cockatiel. I know it's for chickens, but what can I say. I am a freethinker. Since purchasing this xylophone, my parrot has realized that music is his passion and devotes all his time to perfecting the art of melody. He pulled himself together quickly, and after mastering the basics of songwriting, he ran an ad on Craigslist, formed a five-piece band, and even released his own album, The Real Deal, Punk Rock-a-tiel. Now he's training to go on tour with NoFx and Bad Religion. I'm proud of him for everything he's accomplished since he bought this xylophone. I just wish he would take drugs more slowly. Why do all the greatest musicians become addicts!? I swear if I see any more white powder on his beak I'll throw him out! Sorry, I digress. I want to say that this xylophone was amazing for my bird. It's a xylophone for chickens, so that's it, you know.