Review on 2-in-1 Baby Piano Xylophone for Toddlers by Toysery - Musical Instruments Toy with 8 Multicolored Key Scales, Crisp & Clear Tones, Mallets - Ideal for Toddler Learning Toys Ages 2-4 by Scott Rodriguez

Bought to finally start my own black metal band with the ultimate goal of summoning the darkest lord. As I drew a pentagram on stage using freshly squashed tomato ketchup (my mother wouldn't let me use REAL blood), the piano keys played in an ominous tone. I went to the Xylophone 2 in 1 and took the hammers (included in the kit) that I wanted to use to unleash the horrors of the dark lord. When I hit the first key with the hammer in my right hand, the piano keys played even harder. Lightning immediately struck the hammer on my left and the ketchup pentagram began to melt on the floor. Behind me rose a dark lord with an electric guitar of fire resting firmly in his hands. The dark lord grabbed the mic and yelled "I AM LUCIFER" while playing a fiendishly intense guitar solo so fast everyone in the house melted their faces. "Because I'm a Dark Arts Summoner!" I exclaimed as Satan's army swayed to our death metal music. Lightning struck again as the ketchup pentagram on the floor turned to fire and we all howled our instruments and serenaded the evil spirits that filled the room. 11/10 highly recommended. Also good for jesus jams.