So imagine, if you will, that you are a middle-aged parent with a set of twins crawling around the house in an army. It's not my first time at a rodeo either; I have several children that I have been able to keep alive, but not more than one at a time. Whoever invented twins shouldn't have existed. Now that I think about it, keep your eyes peeled, I might start a "twin parent support group." These twins of mine are probably just ruining their reputations. They don't just hate each other, they openly hate each other. And now that they start moving around the house hatefully, they choose to go in their own directions, making it impossible for an adult to keep an eye on them both at the same time. And for some reason, human babies come out of the womb with this uncontrollable urge to do the most dangerous things. One of those dangerous things they can't avoid is the tendency to put random things inside other random things. And as convenient as electricity and sockets are, they are also dangerous. Your prices are very fair when you consider the potential cost of a human child sticking a plug up their nose and then into an outlet.
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