Review on Women'S Pointed Toe Platform Stiletto High Heel Pumps Sexy Hidden Wedge Shoes by Rashid Vaquera

I purchased the dark blue snakeskin print. it's listed as Snakeskin Skeleton Drawing Edgy Platform Heel White (even though there's like no white).These are - hands down - the absolute most uncomfortable pair of stilettos I own. Period. The end.At last count I have >82 pairs of 4.5"+ stilettos. platforms, pumps, strappy sandals, thigh high boots, expensive ones, cheap ones, name brands, off label, outlet, designer, metallic, spikey, glitter, feathers, ankle cuffs, pointy toes, square toes, snakeskin, fish skin, leather, suede, you name it, I have at least one pair. I only buy shoes that I absolutely can't possibly live without. or at least wouldn't want to. I wear stilettos to work, to play, with dresses, in shorts, on the golf course, to the shooting range, grocery shopping, to bed (wink wink), to a pool party, riding my motorcycle, to dinner, to breakfast!, to a late afternoon brunch with my girlfriends on Sunday. Basically if I'm not in 5" heels I am either barefoot, asleep or at the gym.and NEVER have I encountered a pair of shoes that were designed more poorly or were more uncomfortable than these. If you will notice in the picture the bottom of the toe tips up a bit. With a platform heel this high it makes you tip forward a bit. so you're already walking tippy toe and the designer wants you to be predisposed to tipping forward should you be on unstable ground? FAIL!If you absolutely see a pattern that you must have and you decide to take your chances anyway, here's my advice: do not walk on cobblestone, stairs, sidewalks, grooved tiles, pavement or any surface that's not absolutely silky smooth. Do not have caffeine or consume alcohol or anything else that may slightly impair your perfect balance. Ideally, just have someone carry you into the room and place you gently on your chair and then attempt to gracefully cross your legs and sit there - cuz that's about all that you'll be able to do and even that can be a bit of a challenge.I can hop around on one foot in 5" stilettos with a book balanced on my head but a 2mph slow walk across a well lit room with low pile carpet is a challenge in these.I don't write many reviews - so consider it carefully.