Review on Rugged ESEE Expat Cleaver Knife With Black G10 Handle - Top Choice For Outdoor Adventurers by Tim Lea

So, first of all I have to say I had a great weekend. I received this knife on Monday, but as soon as I pulled this BeastSlayer out of its package, it immediately turned into Friday afternoon. I went to my friend DragonBane's house (his real name is Doug) where we drank non-alcoholic mead and took turns insulting eachother in various odd languages (dwarfish, elfish, Canadian). We left DragonBane's and stoppped at Dorkamir's house (his name is actually Troy and he lives in a pimped-out shed in his parents yard)where we had our weekly 2 hour power session of Apocalypse Training. During training I was throwing my cleaver at zombie targets. The coating got scratched, so I was super excited because now it looks like I singlehandedly warded off a legion of orcs.I stopped by my lair on the way to the park (I live in my Grandma's basement that is now officially been accepted and endorsed by the Court of Overlords on Underworld Culture and Housing as a realistic replica of a fictitious setting.We LARPed at the park for 6 hours, only stopping twice to rehydrate with Elixir of Life (Grandma's homemade lemonade) and once to repair the peacock feathers on my armor. I left my cleaver in my basement, I mean Pit Of Darkness, because we aren't allowed to have real weapons at a LARP session, only foam, pillows and duct tape. When I returned home I noticed my cleaver had developed some rust on the edge. At first I was angry. I called the company who made it ESEE (pronounced Easy) and talked to a guy named Mike. He called me some names I wouldn't even say in front of a roomful of drunken dwarfs and hung up on me. Apparently rust due to not being used and left in a moist basement, I mean Pit Of Darkness, isnt covered under their warranty. It's ok I guess. It does sorta look like I tortured some woodland elves with it to find the location of the Sacred Hollow of Indestructible Trees.plus it's their loss because I was thinking of buying another one of their blades called the Junglas (pronounced JUNG Glis ). Overall this cleaver will serve its purpose perfectly as a battle ready wall ornament.