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Review on ๐Ÿ‘• Hanes Premium Cotton Pocket T-Shirt for Men in T-Shirts & Tanks: Quality Men's Clothing by Melvin Boss

Revainrating 1 out of 5

SUPER TINY POCKET!ยฎ or "Pocket "

VERY soft shirt, but runs a little small. They appear to be a little longer than a regular t-shirt, which is nice. My biggest gripe is the SUPER TINY POCKET!ยฎ (which is obviously a trademark because no sane person would put a pocket that small on any shirt, except maybe the one worn by a circus monkey. I'm not a circus monkey, by the way). Let me put it this way, if you put 4 Ritz crackers in your pocket, you'll get 1-2 more crackers than a SUPER TINY POCKET!ยฎ. It can easily hold a couple of paperclips or maybe a cotton swab, a handful of M&Ms, or about 237 molecules of oxygen, but that's about it. I tried putting my phone in and the shirt really made me laugh. How coarse. For the love of humanity and for the sake of proportion, PLEASE hire a team of engineers to figure out how to build a regular sized bag. I have these pocket t-shirts because of the pockets, but they might be more accurately called "pockets" because they are not full pockets. They are premature and therefore need special care and attention until they reach a normal size. No growth so far.

Pros
  • Dope ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Cons
  • Expensive