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Review on πŸ›οΈ Premium Utopia Bedding Queen Pillowcases - 2 Pack - Envelope Closure - Soft Brushed Microfiber Fabric - Long-lasting & Colorfast Covers - Standard Size 20 X 30 Inches (Queen, Grey) by Jae Pistono

Revainrating 1 out of 5

I woke up alone, miserable, bored, but at the same time wonderfully rested

I woke up today and stretched out on my wonderful microfiber brushed pillowcase Utopia Bedding Bedding. Since then, I haven't slept that well at night. Now that I think about it, she wasn't that bad. In fact, she was great. I'mthe problem. And refreshment doesn't help to fill the hole in my soul. I'm not sure if anything will work. I logged onto a dating app for a breakfast of grapefruit and tears. I did this in bed trying not to splatter on my gorgeous new pillowcases (they are amazing). All the women laughed, their hair light and dark, short and voluminous, like haloes. There were no matches. Maybe I need to change my photo. Maybe I need to smile more and show the world I have teeth. Maybe I need to get drunk in the sun and blacken my cheeks. I can't face the sun when I'm scared of the light.

Pros
  • Looking forward to it
Cons
  • Somewhat wrinkled