Review on 🏀 Men's Ball Deodorant and Anti-Chafing Cream - Odor-Fighting, Antiperspirant Scented Ball Cream for Enhanced Hygiene - Long-Lasting, Natural, Organic Ball Lotion to Keep You Fresh, Dry, and Moisturized Throughout the Day by Gary Davis

My girlfriend made me buy this because it could be like the southern jungle. Not to mention your normal jungle but we're talking hot sticky wet thick want to curl up and die it's so Hot Jungle Revain Rainforest! Imagine waking up, swimming a few miles in the ocean, doing a 26 mile run in the Sahara Desert and then immediately doing a 100 mile bike ride through the African bush and you will be staring into the horrific darkness of the abyss , which lies between your thighs. . To make matters worse, my thunder thighs have the magical ability to completely trap all heat and moisture without releasing it, so it's just the stink of mold. It's like a black hole of funk and smoke, seething only with putrid hot gases. Let's just say it's like the Bermuda Triangle of hot death. Needless to say, when my wife gave me an ultimatum and said she'd found a solution, I knew there was no way I could find another Sheila willing to wade through her guts. Damn, so I try better. When the package arrived I expected it to contain a machete, a fire extinguisher and the jaws of life wrapped in a magical multi-tool for ingenious manscaping, but to my surprise it was this little black tube. Deodorant cream with ball bag. I was extremely skeptical, but I knew from her eyes that she wasn't kidding, so I squeezed out about half the tube and charged. It's no secret that navigating the Bermuda Triangle is by no means easy, but I have to admit it was a pleasantly smooth ride. After a few swipes of the application, you could really see the plane through thick clouds, and the stench of hot death began to turn into a pleasant scent of flowers, pedals, and surprise. It even added a much-needed cooling sensation, like getting lost in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights and finally drinking cold water for the first time! Now I'm a believer! All in all a great product and I'm happy to say that my girlfriend and I are still together! Now if I can get hold of a few jars of this miracle cream, I'll be fine!