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Review on Off the Wall Toys Standard Poodle Mask - Unleash the Canine Charm with this Halloween Costume Face Mask from Kennel Club by Elizabeth Keever

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Honor, honor, hallelujah!

to be a dog or not to be a dog - no question! That's a great new head. the most beautiful head I or any other biped on this particular planet has had or ever will have. I have "bangs" over my eyes, but otherwise corresponds to the picture. As it is, the small nostrils and mouth opening offer my tiny field of vision, so it's unfortunate to walk around (hard to see/focus on things), but being such a beautiful creature is totally worth it. It was one of those things that I desperately needed my whole life but didn't know about until last month. It looks especially great with my white bouclé sweater, leggings and fluffy pom pom boots, but I can be a poodle with other sweaters or ANYTHING. Although I only wear my ancestral head, I keep it on an inverted bowl, on a bottle of Brookstone sand, and on a candlestick because that's the only thing I can find that holds it as well as a candlestick. Properly sized mannequin head. To be a female poodle everywhere is my dearest wish. His mystical poodle powers should give me evil driving skills even though I'm out of sight. and my four four-legged dogs recognized and accepted this identity. Long live the poodle!

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