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Review on πŸ§” Ionic Technology Beard Straightener for Men - Advanced Heated Beard Straightening Comb – Portable Electric Hair Styling Brush for Him, Dad, Husband by Beth Westra

Revainrating 5 out of 5

They call me Beardy McBeardface

My relatives hail from the depths of Europe where men are strong and beards are thicker. Where am I when your face is clean you're a lady, and even then that's not always the case. No, you need a thick man's beard to withstand the harsh wilderness of the backcountry. However, not all beards are the same. A straight beard often softens a lot after a haircut. so much so that men with curly Qs go to great lengths to put something in their beard to smooth it down. Even I tried everything - beeswax, goat milk, yak brush and even a hot iron but nothing. nothing could tame the wild beast that clung to my face. Bye. Until I bought this marvel of mining technology. It was like heating an iron comb and running unicorn bristles down my chin. The addition of oil only seemed to help keep the beard straight and trim. When all was said and done, at 6:30 p.m., my beard was pointing south like a clock. The cold morning is better when the comb goes through my beard, smoothing it and warming it to the temperature of the fires of Hades. A comb that tells the beard to obey every command. It's straighter and straighter to tame the wild beast until I'm comfortable showing my face outward. If you're looking for something to face the wild beast, this is your place to start! Join the McBeardFace clan with a beard and rule with a hot comb!

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