Review on Powerful Oliver James Vibration Multi Speed by Bishop Richter

Okay, first off, this thing is MASSIVE. And not in a particularly good way. Or a fun kind. It's just huge so hard to hold and the massage head is huge. The device also has a few other questionable design traits: too much, too wet. * At the base there are metal screws just behind the flexible part of the neck. Even if they're slightly damp, they're likely to rust soon.* The handle is hard plastic with lots of stitching. And because it's not waterproof to thoroughly clean the entire device, anything that gets caught in those cracks stays there forever.* The massager's head is hard (rubber? silicone?). Which I think could be good if you use it as a real muscle massager. But for more.hmm.intimate use? Too heavy. And it's textured too, which sets it apart even more from all the "soft-touch silicone" that most "massagers" are made out of these days. * Button layout is terrible. They are right in the middle of the handle. So when you're using a device, you're almost certainly going to accidentally press a button at some point. Or like every few minutes if you're in my place. You can either turn it off or on, or switch templates if you don't want to. So much for a good time! The vibrations of the jackhammer are strong. Even on the lowest settings, that's a lot. Or maybe that's what you want. If yes, then this wand is for you. I think it might be too much for some people. What this device didn't really work for me was the variety of pulse patterns. Very few of the variations are sequential one-bar patterns. Most of them take turns after several pulses. So, for me at least, it was almost impossible to hit anything that I might otherwise like, because after four or five bars it switches to something else, then switches back and repeats. . I have tiny tyrannosaurus arms. and I was actually looking forward to trying out a wand that big. Unfortunately, this button layout negates a potential benefit in terms of extra range. Unless you keep it at the very end I guess. But then, from another angle, it's harder to control and use almost no leverage. At least in my collection, as a true muscle massager, this device probably has more value than anything else. The length makes it possible, for example, to reach hard-to-reach places on the back. That's it. But small consolation. This article was disappointing.