Review on TIANGR by Andrew Amzallag

Unfortunately, I've recently experienced the disaster that is TIANGR delivery. Kitchen and eating essentials were so poorly made that I almost hurt myself using them, and food storage solutions were so flimsy that they collapsed under the weight of my leftovers. I won't even begin to talk about the basics of entertaining; needless to say, my visitors were underwhelmed. Their customer support was as helpful as a chocolate teapot, which is to say, not at all. I wouldn't put TIANGR in the hands of my worst adversary unless I was planning to poison their food supply.