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Review on 🍴 FinessCity Titanium Spork: Lightweight, Strong, Eco-Friendly Spoon, Fork & Bottle Opener for Travel/Camping in Easy to Store Cloth Case by Rashan Jimenez

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Don't underestimate the power of a Titanspork!

Another lunch break was coming up. Greedy opportunistic clerks prowled the break room like rabid hyenas; Surplus food from the conference room was soon laid out in the kitchenette. Hungry souls waited to eat the last of the fajitas. Rock-hard, low-quality chicken used to ward off our voracious hunt, turning us into roasted veggies and flatbread. BUT NOT TODAY. Today I was armed with a beacon of hope, my instrument of opportunity, my TITANIUM SPORT. I walked between my smaller brothers and kept track of my now available protein. They giggled as I filled my plate with impenetrable slices of chicken. But they didn't mock for a long time as I held up my survival tool. With an expression of wild enthusiasm, I triumphantly dipped my titanium fork into the bird meat. The timely egg white was replaced with a satisfying snap of my rod, it didn't give like little plastic. I was fulfilled and renewed my strength with what was denied to all others. Inspired, he left the rest room, charged with the desired bird energy. My victory was made possible by my light food spear, beneficial paraphernalia, and titanium bolt!

Pros
  • Great for a small home
Cons
  • Poor