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Review on Neenca Professional Knee Brace Compression Sleeve With Patella Gel Pad & Side Stabilizers For Pain Relief, Running, Workout, Arthritis Joint Recovery Support Bandage by Saundra Maybank

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Brace Yourself! in my review

Excellent brace! Excellent fit! Nice compression and provides amazing stabilization!To start, I will explain the nature of my injury. Around Halloween my mother-in-law decided to come in and visit for Christmas. Why she decided to get here 2 months early I haven't a clue. I was not too pleased, but I am a fancy lad and more than accommodating. Anyway, I put the kennel in the spare bedroom far on the other side of the house and made sure she had food and water in her bowl at all times. Things were going smooth for about a month or so, she would randomly bark orders here and there, get in the trash, but nothing too major or out of the ordinary. At some point I think she went in heat or something because she started wetting in the house for no reason. I tried multiple things, laying down mother in law pads, letting her out more frequently, nothing seemed to work! At this point I had had enough; determination seeped through my pores. She had to return home, it was Thanksgiving after all.I went to remove her from the premises, however, she refused to leave. I tried squirting her with water, that didn't work, I used a laser pointer hoping she would chase it right out the front door, that didn't work, so as a last resort I attempted to pick her up and carry her outside. Huge mistake.she went full dead weight, complete limp mode, sprawling out on the floor like a ferret. At 36, I'm not near as strong as I thought I was. I lifted with my back like you're supposed to and I immediately blew out my knee! I will admit, I have kneecaps the size of a four year old child's, a tad smaller than the size of vanilla wafers. Typically the size of my kneecaps wouldn't be a weakness, in fact it's a strength, but on this day it was not. My left patella immediately collapsed under the immense pressure and I hit the ground. I began to weep uncontrollably, not due to the physical injury, but due to the emotional injury I sustained knowing in that exact moment my mother-in-law was here to stay. She was well aware of it too.and she let me know it. She began waltzing around the place like she owned it, sitting in my spot, eating the food off of my plate and growling and nipping at me every time I got too close. She even caused me to get fired on the day I called in sick to go fishing by impersonating me, going in to the office and slapping my boss!I've lost all dignity, no longer being the man I used to be. However, that began to change 2 days ago when I found this knee brace. Baby steps they say. Well I disagree, I give 110% in everything, full steam ahead. If you ain't first, you're last.On a mission to regain my sense of self I immediately purchased this knee brace. I'm so glad I did! I can now support myself, carrying myself with pride. The level of compression far exceeded my expectations, surpassing even the compressing feeling caused by my mother-in-law at home. I'm now able to stand tall and look her directly in the belly button. This knee brace has allowed me to take control of my life, make wise investments for my future, get a new job, even buy a brand new used car. None of this would be possible without this knee brace. Daddy's back.If you have knee swelling, reduced range of motion, or pain caused by an overstaying mother in law, then this brace is for you!

Pros
  • ‎Unisex-Adult
Cons
  • The Neenca knee brace may cause discomfort when bending or kneeling